Although I try to avoid bribing when I can (and have successfully talked my way out of having to bribe the police a few times), sometimes it's necessary. When? When I've messed up, that's when.
Scenario: Something has gone wrong, and the official is acting like he is going to do something bad to you.
Your Magic Words: "I'm sorry about this. Is there a fine?"
The Rationale: Of course there isn't a fine, but this is the official's way of taking money without looking like it's for him/herself.
After They State the Fine: HAGGLE! Yes, haggle. I had a Moldova train attendant who wanted $100 and I got him to $60, and I had Cambodian border guard who wanted $20 and I got him to $10. There is no harm in trying, and it saves you money.
Your Magic Words: "I wish I could pay that, but I don't have that much. I only have ___ on me!"
After They State a Mid-way Price: "But sir, if I pay that, I will not be able to eat tomorrow. At most I could pay..."
And so it goes. Just remember that when someone gets a bribe out of you, it means they will try to get it out of others after you. So use sparingly.
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